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Quick strip for the day José realizes he’s a butt person He really wanted to suggest some techy stuff, that went straight out the window

benjiscloset: marixicana: There’s this weird and alienating belief that trans people always have to stand up for themselves, always have to correct people on their pronouns and name or else they aren’t “trans enough” and must not really want

z-nogyrop: z-nogyrop: imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad

timemachineyeah: honted: rooby: rooby: rooby: rooby: guys i found something revolutionary i found the site where the arcades get their prizes it’s like the childhood holy grail you can get these for 9 cents a piece THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

z-nogyrop: z-nogyrop: imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them

z-nogyrop: z-nogyrop: imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad

modelo-citizen:amoisthobo:There’s been quite a number of ppl that retired from Area 51 and on their death bed, told ppl “the government wants you to think there’s aliens there to cover up what they’re really doing” and I believe them.Damn them

bobdoom: thaxted: It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you. I really want to see a strange animated short about people hiding from something… then at the end, it’s revealed that

claryfightwood: pls dont tell people they’re weird because they dont want to be touched, is it really so hard to respect peoples boundaries without alienating them and making them feel self conscious about something that theyre probably already very

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